Swords? More than a couple. Sorcery? Some, but not so much that you’d get upset about it. Sandals? Probably not, but we can’t swear that weren’t any in … The Wurms of Blearmouth.
Probably the highest quantity (and quality!) of funny voices in any episode ever, and DEFINITELY the longest list of purportedly funny names we’ve ever endured (and subsequently shared with you). Anyway, this is evidently what passes for high fantasy with comic elements and it doesn’t even have a map at the front so there’s absolutely nothing right with this brief document except that it got J. all fired up and inspired an episode that will deffo tickle your fancy!
Brush the road dust from your fanciest cloak, tuck away your coin purse, and keep a weather eye out for brigands, for we set out this day ‘pon the teeming mountain path that will lead us (all) to the village where dwell the golems, sheriffs, lizard cats, walking dead and … uh … also the wurms. Of Blearmouth.