053 — If They Only Knew

Spring is sproinging, and that means it’s time for your favorite topic and ours: baseball! Scratch that: metaphysics! Written by a baseball player! In this episode, J. and Collision take the field with standout former catcher Darren “Dutch” Daulton and his mega-tome If They Only Knew to learn how to tune our vibrational frequencies to jump! jump! and ASCEND to new dimensions and tiers of consciousness, like the rainbows in the dark we all are. (This book is the first inaugural winner of the IDEOTVPOD Ronnie James Dio Prize for Lyrical Total Coherence.)


A great episode for anybody who wants to know about manifesting in the 4th dimension multi-dimensional universe, warfare in the spiritual realm, their pineal gland, or the human light body — also known as the Mer-Ka-Ba. Prepare to be turbo enlightened; pierce the veil; enjoy a lot of references to movies. (If you want to get a little high and crank up the Music From Hearts of Space, that would probably be a good idea.) We also cover the correct way to say “dudes sex macarena”, if that’s the kind of thing you’re interested in. Play ball!


  • S.C.U.M. Manifesto, Valerie Solanas
  • The Invitation (Movie)


  • “Lapsed Catholics” by Future of the Left
  • “Age of Aquarius” by Killdozer & Alice Donut
  • “Third Eye” by Big K.R.I.T.
  • “Friendly Game of Baseball” by Main Source