028 — Pines

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT! For once, I Don’t Even Own a Television makes good on repeated promises of “big changes” as we introduce former guest Chris Collision in his new role as all-the-time co-host. In this episode, Chris and J. kick the tires a bit and discuss Blake Crouch’s “Pines”, an amazingly tepid twist-based thriller that’s about to be an amazingly cancelled television series.

There are some minor audio glitches in the beginning of the episode that get sorted out towards the end, your patience is appreciated.


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  • “20th Century FOX Theme” by Alfred Newman
  • “Mob Goes Wild” by Clutch
  • “Wayward Pines” by J. W. Friedman