Welp. You’ve either heard of it or you haven’t. Either way, this is the supposed “true story” of a five-year old girl who was abducted by a Satanic cult and only managed to remember after years and years of therapy with a moderately creepy psychiatrist who she co-authored this book with and then married immedately after publication.

I can’t emphasize enough that this book is filled with “disturbing shit” but in the samd way that a Tool video is. It’s not ‘scary’, it’s just gross. Fair warning: this podcast is pretty gross too.

If your parents never let you watch witchcraft movies or play dungeons & dragons, this book is definitely part of the reason why.