It’s time…for us to take on one of the pale male faces surely adorning everyone’s Bad Book Rushmore, but for complicated reasons we explain at no little length, we enjoy or anyway endure one of L. Ron Hubbard’s lesser-known book-like objects, a…collection of described events entitled Spy Killer. No matter how bad you think this […]Read more "116 — Spy Killer"
It took a while, but the world finally made us go back to Lee Child, so here we are: Make Me. Yes, down these manicured streets a man must go who is not himself manicured, who is neither wearing cologne nor designer clothes. The detective in this kind of story must be such a man. […]Read more "115 — Make Me"
You wanted the best, you’ve got the best, because we’re joined by How2Wrestling‘s tremendous Jo Graham to discuss sexy pirate outfits, smart, sad horses, and love quadrangles, because that’s what we’ve got when we’ve got Anne “Quinoa” Bishop’s Daughter of the Blood. Light S&M, sexy vampires, sexier vampires, sexier still demons, and, at the center of […]Read more "114 — Daughter of the Blood (w/ Jo Graham)"
We’re not trapped in a maze with you, Who Moved My Cheese?—you’re trapped in here with us! After some more or less satisfying mysteries, we’re returning to the self-help / motivational genre, with 1998’s mystifyingly world-conquering clip art for the soul extravaganza, supposedly based on a story previously immensely successful business-book writer Spencer Johnson used […]Read more "113 — Who Moved My Cheese?"
The book so nice, we had to record it (the episode) twice, straight out the Pacific Ocean and packing both nearly a million strands of hair per square inch AND a cell phone telephone, it’s The Otter of Death! Our new direction, where we talk All Lighthearted Mystery All The Time, encounters serious challenges, including […]Read more "112 — The Otter of Death: A Gunn Zoo Mystery (No. 5)"
It’s not Death by Chocolate, it’s Murdered by Wine: A Cedar Bay Cozy Mystery! Folks, we took a look at our recent offerings: presidents, borders, sharks, spies, Dungeons and Dragons…lobsters…and we realized one thing hard and fast and deep and true: it was getting pretty dude-centric around here, so it was time for COZY MYSTERY […]Read more "111 — Murdered by Wine: A Cedar Bay Cozy Mystery (No.13)"
The country’s in dire straits indeed, even when not listening to Dire Straits, and it’s clear that only two men are literarily capable of breaking down the situation and empowering the masses with knowledge bullets to fell their foes, and those men are … second-or-maybe-third-tier action protag dude Steven Segal and his pal (?) Tom […]Read more "110 — The Way of the Shadow Wolves (w/ Jeb Lund)"
“The president is missing,” you say? “Christ, I wish!” Sorry, that’s not what this book is about, though. This episode drops the bucket down into the ever-reliable well of James Patterson and when we pull it back up we find that it’s also got a few viscous droplets of ol’ Bill Clinton mixed in. In […]Read more "109 — The President Is Missing"
We continue our trip around the world by following Amsterdam with a jaunt to Palo Alto, or anyway James Franco’s grimdark version of Palo Alto. If you’re still thrilled every time somebody says “Hi kids! Do you like violence?” this book may contain the pages you’ve been waiting for. If Sammy Hagar singing “you’re like […]Read more "108 — Palo Alto"
Who’s the guy who made the Cold War … cool? Why, the American James Bond, Nick Carter, of course! And it doesn’t get much cooler than Nick Carter, Killmaster: Amsterdam, a plot-light traipse through some of the more scenic parts of the Netherlands—and not a few excursions through some rather gratuitously described nether regions.Actually, it […]Read more "107 — Nick Carter, Killmaster: Amsterdam"