What lurks beneath the bottom of the barrel? Well, we checked. Turns out that beneath the barrel’s bottom slithers Anthony Zuiker’s Level 26: Dark Origins. This episode, we’re sneaking into the villain’s dungeon, conveniently located in 2009, when it, apparently, seemed like a good idea to let the guy who made up CSI get together with his buddies and make this exceptionally book-like object, supplemented with zero-budget video clips, high-school-notebook-level drawings, and an attitude towards sex and violence best described as HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWFUL WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.
Episode highlights include: A PATENTED DIGRESSION! Clsn failing repeatedly to learn how to pronounce “Zuiker”! A book that includes the description “sick son of a bitch”! Book highlights include: when civilization collapses (next Tuesday), you can probably cook a pigeon over it, if you can catch a pigeon. And start a fire. You know what? Nevermind. Eat a potato instead; much easier to catch than a pigeon.
NOTE: this book is truly bad, and contains a lot of material about violence, including sexual violence. If you are sensitive to material like this, you may want to avoid this episode. (We certainly wish we’d avoided this book.)