Hey, kids! Do you like playing Video Games? Do you like watching other people play video games? Do you like people telling you about playing video games? Do you like people telling you the story of a video game as though the story had happened to them, omitting no detail, not even one, for 250 pages? No? Then you really wouldn’t like this book, a shoddy pile of words called DOOM: Knee-Deep in the Dead. J. and Collision welcome back popular/delightful guest Poncho Martinez and get at least hip-deep in dreck.